Missing Board Members Spotted After Alien Abduction Scare
Two members of the VLSCS Board of Directors who mysteriously disappeared from a recent Board meeting after an alleged UFL (Unidentified Flying Lesbian) incident were caught on camera by wait staff at the Gorge Road Legion. “We had a wonderful time,” is all they would admit to upon questioning. Appearing none the worse for their travels, they enjoyed lunch with fellow Board members Clare and Linda, there at the Legion for a debriefing following a CharityWorks orientation re BC Gaming Grants. “The Board hopes to obtain funding for a spacecraft,” they said.
